International drinking champion ...
A Turk, a South Korean and me, representing the good old U. S. of A.
So we were sitting at the local English speaking bar Friday night when the challenge came up.
First, let's set this up.
I was there with my roommate Maweja, and mutual Turkish friends Bahran and Aishe. While we were there, we met these two Korean men who live here and work for a Korean company with a factory in Izmit.
They were there with the Turkish manager of the factory and joined us as we sat for a few beers.
One of the Koreans then held his beer up and said, "One shot."
At first I thought he was talking about doing a shot, but then they explained the game to be. You guzzle your beer and the first one done wins.
He had me at guzzle.
Not everyone played so the field narrowed to me the Turkish manager and one of the Koreans.
The beer was Tuborg, the beer of Danish Royalty, in pint mugs.
Down the beer went, as I represented America in probably the most important world event in the history of our country.
You will all thank me one day when my drinking prowess brings world peace.
So we were sitting at the local English speaking bar Friday night when the challenge came up.
First, let's set this up.
I was there with my roommate Maweja, and mutual Turkish friends Bahran and Aishe. While we were there, we met these two Korean men who live here and work for a Korean company with a factory in Izmit.
They were there with the Turkish manager of the factory and joined us as we sat for a few beers.
One of the Koreans then held his beer up and said, "One shot."
At first I thought he was talking about doing a shot, but then they explained the game to be. You guzzle your beer and the first one done wins.
He had me at guzzle.
Not everyone played so the field narrowed to me the Turkish manager and one of the Koreans.
The beer was Tuborg, the beer of Danish Royalty, in pint mugs.
Down the beer went, as I represented America in probably the most important world event in the history of our country.
You will all thank me one day when my drinking prowess brings world peace.
posted by James at 7:59 PM
8 Comments:
Hey fuckchop....Tell one of these Turk bastard's an Armenian pimp friend of yours says...."Sickdare Eshag"
You'll thank me for it later....Grow some hair man. You are my liason to these tools....KAZ
There's an obvious go-to Simpsons quote here, but I've decided to dig a bit deeper. I think we should remember what Homer so wisely said to Bart:
"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
I'm reminded of another Homerism, though sketchy as such, but it was from the Mayor Safety Gecko episode:
"Come on knowledge juice, help me learn"
Senator Rits, D-Hollister
Seriously though, the fate of the world rests in your glass.
Drink, Drink, Drink...and smoke. That's all you ever do!!! Maybe if you took some time to learn of the culture of Turkey and Muslims you would be a more comforting lover!!! I mean more well rounded person.
He's already rounded...Literally
KAZ
Yeah, but that just makes more of him to love...and something fun to grab while making love....sigh, how I miss him.
how do you say too much information in turkish?
look, i've been reading the same post for a week and the worst part is that i don't even know if you won the drinking contest.
how i'm i supposed to look forward to world peace through better drinking when i can't depend on the home team to hold their own?
now i don't know a single korean, but i'd bet they could put away a beer pretty quickly. probably because their bellies are so full of rice and roots or whatever they eat.
so tell me if you won, when you join the UN, and how many empty glasses you had upside down on the table when your opponents fell out of their chairs like that poor tibetan in raiders of the lost ark.
sefton
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