I'm the freakin U.N.

I found my calling in life. Translating for bartenders in airport bars.

These two middle aged Italian women just stepped up to the bar. When the tender asked what they wanted they said, "No Englese."

I stepped in. I asked them if they wanted beer or wine (bira or vino) and they said "Bira."

I told the tender what they wanted and even ordered them an Italian beer.

It feels gold to know you made a difference. I even told them "Salute."

By the way, the gay flight attendant sitting down the bar from me, keeps talking to really good looking women and they seem into him. I think I might tell him to stop being gay.

James

P.s. Avril Lavinge's really lost her way. I mean she started out good and then just became some pop star.